Midlife Cruisis is satire with a phone number

The brand laughs with men in midlife crisis, not at them. The cruises are the joke and the offer. The MIDLIFE token is a Solana meme coin. Spell the name Cruisis. That missing s is the pun.

How to book

The form on the homepage is part of the bit. The site itself says it does not work. The contact printed on the page is leavemealone@midlifecruisis.com and +1 (925) 466-1797. Published prices are on the packages page: $4,900, $14,900, and $49,900.

Privacy

The site loads Google Analytics (measurement ID G-3SJL3GDRLS) after the page finishes loading, to count visits. It does not run a user database. Email and phone are how you reach the brand. Questions about this page go to the same address: leavemealone@midlifecruisis.com.